"Why yes, my husband and I are here together"

Per my mom's request, I am wearing a fake wedding ring during my travels alone in the next 10 days. Apparently, she read it on a blog and thinks it's a good way to keep away the pervs. I love you, mom!

Kelly finds a husband

He is everything she's ever wanted in a man: tall, pale, and plastic.

Oh, and 50% off.