Friday, November 11, 2011

Yesterday sirens, today sex noises

What beats sirens as a wake up call?  How about some full on sex noises from the couple upstairs in my hotel.  At about 4am, I woke up to loud moans and headboard banging against the wall.  And it got progressively louder and more explicit.  It was so bad (or good, however you wanna look at it), you could literally hear them changing positions and then running to the bathroom afterwards. 

Oh, did I mention this is my first experience hearing other people getting it on?  And of course, my mom is sleeping in the bed next to me.  Not awkward at all.

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